the last airbender MOVIE FROM THE CARTOON OF AVATAR......
Friday, March 19, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
LAWAK CERDIK
Lawak1
Satu pagi di stesen ketapi, ada satu makcik tu dia tanya petugas kaunter...
Makcik : Anak, keretapi sampai jam berapa??
Petugas kaunter: Jam 2 Kedah, jam 5 Kelantan, jam 1 Penang, jam 7 Gemas.
Makcik nak pergi mana??
Makcik : Makcik nak melintas aja.
Lawak 2
Bangla dan rakannya sedang berbual
Bangla : Esok saya nak balik bangladesh, isteri saya mengandung 3 bulan.
Rakan : Wah mesti awak gembira
Bangla : Sudah tentu, sudah 3 tahun saya tak balik!
Rakan : ??
Lawak 3
Di sekolah tabika.
Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik?
Amri : Tiga, cikgu
Cikgu : Awak yg paling tua?
Amri : Tak. Atuk saya....
Lawak 4
Sorang nurse di hospital sakit jiwa nampak sorang pesakit sedang tulis surat.
Nurse : Ko tulis surat kt sapa?
Gila : Aku tulis surat untuk diri aku sendiri
Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis?
Gila : Mana aku tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar, baru la aku boleh baca
Satu pagi di stesen ketapi, ada satu makcik tu dia tanya petugas kaunter...
Makcik : Anak, keretapi sampai jam berapa??
Petugas kaunter: Jam 2 Kedah, jam 5 Kelantan, jam 1 Penang, jam 7 Gemas.
Makcik nak pergi mana??
Makcik : Makcik nak melintas aja.
Lawak 2
Bangla dan rakannya sedang berbual
Bangla : Esok saya nak balik bangladesh, isteri saya mengandung 3 bulan.
Rakan : Wah mesti awak gembira
Bangla : Sudah tentu, sudah 3 tahun saya tak balik!
Rakan : ??
Lawak 3
Di sekolah tabika.
Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik?
Amri : Tiga, cikgu
Cikgu : Awak yg paling tua?
Amri : Tak. Atuk saya....
Lawak 4
Sorang nurse di hospital sakit jiwa nampak sorang pesakit sedang tulis surat.
Nurse : Ko tulis surat kt sapa?
Gila : Aku tulis surat untuk diri aku sendiri
Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis?
Gila : Mana aku tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar, baru la aku boleh baca
PENYAKIT KUCING???
Flu Kucing (Cat Flu)
Penyakit flu sering terjadi pada kucing, terutama pada kucing yang belum divaksinasi dan mudah sekali menular kepada kucing lain. Penyakit ini jarang menyebabkan kematian pada kucing dewasa tetapi dapat berakibat fatal bila menyerang anak kucing. Meskipun pada kucing dewasa jarang berakibat fatal, gejala-gejala penyakit seperti pilek dan bersin-bersin dapat berlangsung cukup lama. Oleh karena itu pencegahan dengan vaksinasi rutin merupakan tindakan terbaik.
Apakah Flu Kucing itu?
Flu kucing adalah penyakit pada kucing yang biasanya disebabkan oleh infeksi satu atau kombinasi beberapa virus (virus herpes dan virus calici) dan bakteri.
Bagaimana cara penularan Penyakit ini ?
Sepertihalnya penyakit flu pada manusia, flu kucing juga menyebar melalui air liur,cairan bersin/droplet yang mengandung virus. Droplet ini tersebar melalui bersin, kontak langsung atau tidak langsung melalui peralatan (tempat makanan, minuman, kandang,dll) yang tercemar virus. Kontak tidak langsung juga dapat terjadi melalui sentuhan manusia, oleh karena itu cucilah tangan dengan sabun/antiseptik setelah memegang kucing sakit agar tidak menulari kucing lain.
Masa inkubasi penyakit ini dapat mencapai 3 minggu, artinya kucing bisa saja tidak menunjukkan gejala sakit flu hingga 3 minggu sejak virus menyerang. Selama 3 minggu tersebut kucing bisa saja menyebarkan virus, meskipun tidak terlihat sakit.
Bagaimana tanda-tanda kucing terserang Flu ?
Gejala flu kucing mirip seperti flu pada manusia. Di awali dengan bersin-bersin bekelanjutan, demam, nafsu makan berkurang atau hilang sama sekali, lemah, lesu, diikuti dengan batuk, mata merah dan berair. Tanda-tanda penyakit biasanya mulai berkurang setelah 7 hari dan kembali ke kondisi semula dalam 2-3 minggu. Pada beberapa kasus, penyakit ini dapat menyebabkan semacam sariawan pada mulut dan menyebabkan kucing kesakitan bila makan.
Apakah Flu kucing menular pada manusia ?
Tidak. Virus flu pada kucing berbeda dengan virus flu yang menyerang manusia.
THE DUMMY
by Michael Mack
In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.
He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.
And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.
With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.
Senility increased with time
As did the old man's phantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.
In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.
He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.
And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.
With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.
Senility increased with time
As did the old man's phantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.
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